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Have A Laugh

Mon Apr 20, 2009, 5:35 PM
I know that I should be in bed by now but I am still completely hyper from writing a new poem so I thought I'll just post a few funny quotes from me and my friends. At least we thought it was funny XD


Friend & Dad (talking at the same time): My nostrils are so big people could live in them.

Dad: We're not going to drive around tonight.
Friend: Damn. We went to the toilet in vain.

Me: Don't let dead people live!

Me: I need cheese. Because cheese. . . is no sausage.

(At a supermarket cashpoint)
Me: I forgot pocket lighters.
Friend: What do you need them for?
Me: To burn down houses. Let's start with yours.
Friend: They should've shot you when you escaped from the asylum.
(Shop assistant staring at us like "Should I call the police?")

Me: I found my brain. Noooooooo, don't run away!

Friend (holding up a broom): That's my new boyfriend.
Grandma: If you can't find a better one.

Friend: Barbie was cool. You could always stick things in.

Friend: When I finished med school I can give you all sick notes.
Me and another friend (rather bored): Aha.
Friend: And I can give you prescriptions.
Me and another friend (now very enthusiatically): Ahaaaaaaaaaaa.

Friend: Find me a nice Spanish book.
(I'm randomly getting a book from the shelf)
Me: Take that one. It's good.
Friend: No it's not.
Me: You haven't even looked at it. How do you know it's not good?
Friend: Because it's French.

Friend: The good thing about cystitis is that you don't have to go to the toilet as often as you have to breathe.

Friend: If you smoke. . . you can smoke because. . . you're dead.

Friend: Why must it always be beautiful people who die? Damn, we have to be careful.

Shop Assistant: Gooosh, half your back is showing. You'll regret that when you're old.
Me: I better don't get old then.
Shop Assistant: . . . . . . . very funny.

Me: Joker and Batman have something going on for sure.
Friend: They need a marriage counsellor.

Me: I can't tell you much about self-harming behaviour. Better take a nice drug addiction or a funny mental illness.

Me: Philosophical prostitude.

Me: I have to wash my favourite jacket. You know. . . the white one. . . with the funny sleeves O.o

Friend: That's a picture of my boyfriend going to the bathroom. . . or his sister's room. I could never tell that apart.

Friend (after trying (and failing) to put my radio into the bracket): Ahhh, that's alright. It looks goooood. Gosh, lucky I'm not going to be a surgeon. "Hey, why did you sew my foot to my shoulder?" - "Ahhh, that's alright. It looks gooooood."

Friend: Too bad Heath Ledger can't play the Joker in the next Batman flick again. Ahhh, he's still alright. We'll dig him out. That'll be fiiiiiine. It'll look gooood.

Me (talking to a plan for a few minutes, then turning to my friend): Greetings from Patti (other friend) by the way.
Friend: You named that plant Patti?

Friend: See, I made a hat from this wrapping.
(Me takes it, looks at it, eats it.)
Friend: Ok, now that was the last thing I thought you'd do.

I love my friends XD

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Sex Pistols - L'Anarchie Pour Le UK
  • Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: -
  • Playing: -
  • Eating: -
  • Drinking: Diet Coke

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  • Current Residence: Germany
  • Interests: Literature, Music, Photography, Sewing and other bullshit^^
  • Favourite movie: Harry Potter, V for Vendetta, The Dark Knight, Star Wars, I'm Not There, The Science of Sleep,
  • Favourite band or musician: David Gray, Amy Macdonald, Flogging Molly, Bob Dylan, MCR, Johnny Cash, SoaD, Beethoven, . . .
  • Favourite genre of music: Medieval, Rock, Metal, Classical, . . .
  • Favourite poet or writer: Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod classic
  • Favourite game: Monopoly *lol*, Sims 2
  • Personal Quote: "I've found my brain. Noooooo, don't run away!"

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so sorry for my english :please: ^^;
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend



I just felt like it :roll:

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just saying hello to my fav german. ;p


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